So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
why was she trying to shoplift a watermelon anyway
what the actual fuck? Who shoplifts a watermelon?
happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time
when you’re the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover