driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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andrewlx:

"how does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"can you call to order it?" image

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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